Rogue Mail

The junk mail's got a lot more interesting since moving to WA - in Sydney it was all store catalogues and real estate agents touting for business, but in Perth it's far more diverse. Here's what was clogging up our letterbox this morning:

• Martial arts school (first class free!)
• Open-air personal training ('Do it outdoors - with friends!!')
• School of Performing Arts (who include programmes designed to 'assist with personal hygiene'. Which is a weight off)
• Tuck Pointing (something to do with brickwork, apparently - not choosing sweets at the school shop)
• Guaranteed weed-free sheep manure (Free delivery - minimum five bags)
• Equipment hire (rent all kinds of exciting tools, including my personal favourites the Penetrometer (I'm not even sure I want to know ...) and the Pedestrian Roller Compactor, which I'm reasonably sure was outlawed by one of those human rights conventions. And as for the Rotary Hoe ... I bet the Lion's Club's losing members in their droves).
• Real estate agent touting for business. Well, there are some universal constants ...