Heroin is so Passe

Toddled along from the GMTV Beach Experience to my in-laws' place, a tinnie's throw from Cottesloe Beach, in the hope of a quick drink to offset the dehydration.

The sun had obviously got to my lovely wife, who earnestly explained to her father about how she'd temporarily ceased alcohol consumption, but how she has now (and the phrase she was looking for is) fallen off the wagon.

Didn't come out like that, though ...

'I haven't had a drink for ages, but I'm back on the horse.'

Oh, how he laughed. Eventually.