Puppy-et Show

My wife's just got back from picking up my daughter from school, and spent 15 minutes outside talking to one of our neighbours. The lady in question has a little lapdog, which spent the entire conversation squirming in her arms while my daughter jumped up to stroke it.

Letting them get on with it, the next thing I saw was my daughter streaking into the house and frantically washing her hands.

'What's wrong?' I asked.

The anguished reply: 'I accidentally stuck my finger up the puppy's bum!'

And the best bit? The dog's name:

Sweep.